An open letter to President Lahoud

 

Mr. President:

 

I really have to congratulate you for the way you are holding yourself as a Lebanese President, elected to serve and protect the interest of Lebanon and its people.

A 3 year extension mandate is well deserved, it is the ultimate medal of honor for your loyalty, we are really proud of you. What can I say? History is going to remember you as the greatest subservient president, It is a great honor really; you  should walk with your head high. We are really grateful for reminding the International Community and the United Nation for the continuing role of Syria protecting Lebanon and its people. While you are at it, please thank the Syrians for protecting us from the daily Israeli fly over and from the invasion of 1982. Thank them for protecting us from Mr. Salim El-Louzi Mr. Kamal Jumblat,  President elect Bashir Gemayel, President elect Rene  Mouawad, Mufti Hassan Khalid, Mr. Dani Chamoun, his dangerous wife and 2 little kids.

You should also thank them for protecting us against all the innocent civilians detained and tortured in Syrian jails.  Thank them for the 15 innocent civilians who were rounded up and shot as a bonus on Oct 13th 1990 including 3 women. Thank them for your comrade officer who was asked to lay down flat on the ground while they ran a tank over him. How about the 200 civilians shot execution style after maiming their faces so they cannot be identified?? While you are on the subject, you should also give them a big thanks from all the Lebanese who died under torture in Syrian prisons and the massive grave sites of more than 2,800 skeletons, which was destroyed by the Mukhabarat as an attempt to dispose of any evidence. Lebanon should be grateful for all their efforts to preserve peace don't you think. Thank them for the political prisoners, for the national reconciliation, for an internationally admired judicial and for the new state of the art electoral system. Or maybe we should thank you for it Mr. president, it is your badge of honor. I have to admire you also, for taking Lebanon the extra mile and making it a model of Syria, a police state regime is the way of the future.

The Lebanese people are so grateful for linking their freedom and the Lebanese sovereignty with the peace process in the region, and the return of Golan Heights to Syria. While you at it, why not go all the way and link Lebanon's existence to Abou Sayaf in the Philippines, the Mauritanian movement and the Chechnyan baby killers of Russia?

 

I was really happy when I visited my country after 10 years, especially seeing the great view in front of the presidential palace the heart of our autonomy. I was really happy with the Syrian posts in front of our Universities to protect our freedom and to prevent the students from any self inflicting injuries. I was full of joy to see first hand, how the Syrians are protecting our Defense Ministry, it is really a pretty site. Lebanon should be proud of you!

However, since their presence is so appealing to Lebanon's world image and international reputation, why not ask them to have posts in front of every hotel. It would be great for tourism. I also heard, that the green monkeys from Mars are coming down to help the farmers. It would be wise if you ask the Syrians to go on full alert to stop the Martian invasion.

 

Mr. President;

Rest assure you will take your place as the greatest Lebanese president. History is keeping records.

 

Have a great Presidency.

An Ungrateful Lebanese